Editing A-new-debate-format

{{comic
	| number    = 4248
	| date      = September 28, 2016
	| title     = a-new-debate-format
	| image     = 1475070428-20160928.png
	| votey     = 1475070443-20160928after.png
	| titletext = Networks: I am prepared to direct this pilot at a moment's notice.
}}
==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:You gonna watch the candidates "touch the butt" tonight?
:What?
:It's a new debate format.
:People don't watch debates because they
:Debates are basically a two hour long farce, in which the entire nation gleefully hopes that someone accidentally says something mean or stupid.
:Care about policy. If they did, they'd look it up on
:Wikipedia.
:Realizing this, networks simplified the format. Now, the candidates spend two hours putting their
:One of the boxes
:Contains a butt. If one of the
:Candidates reaches
:Hands in little boxes while wearing blindfolds.
:Into that box, it proves she's a butt-toucher
:The butt-toucher is then punished with
:A small drop in national polls, followed by a regression toward the mean.
:Has media gotten worse
:Or has society?
:I no longer have the attention span to understand that
:Question.
:Smbc-comics.com
==Votey Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:I am willing to sign any petition proposing this.
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