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{{comic | number = 4248 | date = September 28, 2016 | title = a-new-debate-format | image = 1475070428-20160928.png | votey = 1475070443-20160928after.png | titletext = Networks: I am prepared to direct this pilot at a moment's notice. }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :You gonna watch the candidates "touch the butt" tonight? :What? :It's a new debate format. :People don't watch debates because they :Debates are basically a two hour long farce, in which the entire nation gleefully hopes that someone accidentally says something mean or stupid. :Care about policy. If they did, they'd look it up on :Wikipedia. :Realizing this, networks simplified the format. Now, the candidates spend two hours putting their :One of the boxes :Contains a butt. If one of the :Candidates reaches :Hands in little boxes while wearing blindfolds. :Into that box, it proves she's a butt-toucher :The butt-toucher is then punished with :A small drop in national polls, followed by a regression toward the mean. :Has media gotten worse :Or has society? :I no longer have the attention span to understand that :Question. :Smbc-comics.com ==Votey Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :I am willing to sign any petition proposing this. {{comic discussion}} [[Category:Comics tagged politics]]
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