Editing 2014-12-27

{{comic
	| number    = 3592
	| date      = December 27, 2014
	| title     = 2014-12-27
	| image     = 20141227.png
	| votey     = 20141227after.png
	| titletext = 2014-12-27
}}
==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:Thank you for coming to the press conference on such short notice. It's great to see all the
:Major networks here.
:In our bulletin, we mentioned that I will be revealing that I cheated on my wife with a prostitute, that I am secretly a crack dealer, and that I once shot a man in reno just to watch him die.
:None of that stuff
:I will now spend the next three hours giving a
:Is true.
:Detailed presentation on
:Preventable diseases in
:Third world countries
:The doors have
:Been locked.
:I look forward to your
:Headlines tomorrow.
:Senator lies having
==Votey Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:The joke is that nobody reads newspapers.
:3
:11
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