Editing 2014-11-15

{{comic
	| number    = 3544
	| date      = November 15, 2014
	| title     = 2014-11-15
	| image     = 20141115.png
	| votey     = 20141115after.png
	| titletext = 2014-11-15
}}
==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
:[Panel 1: Two ephemeral blobs, a blue one on the left and an orange one on the right, float in a black void with white specks in the background.]
:Blue: What's the matter?
:Orange: Have you heard of Schrödinger's cat?
:[Panel 2: Just the orange blob.]
:Orange: It's a human idea. Due to the quantum nature of a system, you can have a cat that is both alive and dead at once. It's not one or the other until you observe. It's a sort of paradox like. How can it be both? Is reality even real?
:[Panels 3 and 4 are side by side.]
:[Panel 3: Just the blue blob.]
:Blue: Nonsense. There's a trivial solution: Kill all cats. If all cats are dead, the cat in the box is dead. No ambiguity. No ambiguity.
:[Panel 4: Blue in the foreground, orange in the background.]
:Orange: Well, that doesn't solve the problem. They also have a version with gunpowder that is both exploded and not exploded until you observe.
:[Panels 5 and 6 are side by side.]
:[Panel 5: Just the blue blob.]
:Blue: Trivial solution: Explode all gunpowder.
:[Panel 6: Just orange.]
:Orange: You're missing the point.
:[Panels 7 and 8 are side by side, with 7 slightly wider.]
:[Panel 7: Just the blue blob.]
:Blue: No, I'm not. This is easily resolvable: Find all things that could exist in two or more states and reduce them to one state. <i>Bam.</i> No paradoxes.
:[Panel 8: Blue in the foreground, orange in the background.]
:Orange: That is <i>brilliant.</i> Let's do it!
:[Panel 9: Two octopus-like aliens in a purple room, one in the background wearing a collared shirt and tie stands in front of a blue board covered in alien symbols, as if teaching a class, while the other alien is a student raising their hand.]
:Caption at top: About ten billion years later...
:Student alien: But professor, why was the universe a singularity before the big bang?
:Teacher alien: Nobody knows.
==Votey Transcript==
:[One of the blobs.]
:Blob: Suck it, multiverse!
{{comic discussion}}
[[Category:Non-Zorblaxian aliens]]