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{{comic | number = 3505 | date = October 7, 2014 | title = 2014-10-07 | image = 20141007.png | votey = 20141007after.gif | titletext = 2014-10-07 }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Politicians used to go in io debaies without :A lot of preparation. :Ns :As debate became more important, candidates began to write responses in advance :Okay. If she mentions your foreign policy blunder, select a comeback from section f-2. :If she mentions your views on evolution, pick new subject from :Section c-1 :An arms bace developed :If you get an l-1, reply with a z-12 comeback and an accusation from f-9, or a-3. That leaves her with only :X-2, x-3, or a-7. :Digital aid became necessary :Political debates are basically chess with fewer moves. We've mapped all possibilities now, candidates can just reference their screens whenever their opponent says something. :A debate without the potential for failure is like a car race without the potential for wrecks :Ratings for this year's presidential debate were exactly zero. Candidates failed to watch out of boredom. :Once candidates became utterly reliant on computers, hacking became an issue :How come you voted to arm let's see here. Ah? The ithuanians? Because I'm atotal antisemite and my butt smells. :Viewership skyrocketed the bulk of campaign money was dedicated to hacking since computers are easier to attack than defend, things got interesting :The candidates spent two hours shouting ethnic slurs at each other :Just like yesterday :The really interesting thing is that voting patterns never changed. :After all, if people cared about policy, well, that's all available on wikipedia. :Who you gonna :The tallest one :Vote for? :smbc-comics.ce ==Votey Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Candidates are now wearing stilts. {{comic discussion}}
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