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{{comic | number = 3466 | date = August 29, 2014 | title = 2014-08-29 | image = 20140829.png | votey = 20140829after.gif | titletext = 2014-08-29 }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Psst! Come with me! :Walk softly, norman. He's watching :What is this? How did you know my name: :Norman, listen. None of this is real. You're just a character in a college student's play about the emptiness of bourgeois values. :What? :Quiet. Hell hear you! :A :You know how you work a job you don't love in order to feed your family :Yeah? :You've got to stop! :Why :It's going to be represented as a supreme elf-abnegation you've buried in your subconscious :What?! I'm perfectly aware that my job isn't great! I have interesting hobbies and I have a lot of free time, and my family :Shhh :If you don't quit, you'll have a scene where the metaphorical death embodied in your being middle class results in your actual death. :Come :It's bullsh- :Shhhi I shouldn't even be here! :How come nobody ever writes plays about how a steady job with :Benefits a pretty good deal :Would you watch that? :SMBC -comics.com ==Votey Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :God you're stodgy :) 97 {{comic discussion}}
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