Editing 2014-07-26

{{comic
	| number    = 3432
	| date      = July 26, 2014
	| title     = 2014-07-26
	| image     = 20140726.png
	| votey     = 20140726after.gif
	| titletext = 2014-07-26
}}
==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:The humans are fascinating they're like other sapient races but uniquely, they lack an objective sense organ.
:What do you mean? How is that possible?
:They just don't. They have a barrage of "sense organs which give different general ideas about what's around them
:I don't understand
:Like, if you gave one a ball of middle element it would say "this feels cold," meaning it felt energy leaving its body. Or, it might say, this is heavy," meaning its mass has a large directional tendency in local spacetime or it might say "this is meaning it reflects light. Then it would say "this is iron.
:But all of those are conditional relative statements. They're almost
:Vacuous. Why not just perceive middle element and use your concept transmitter to tell otherg about it?
:They don't
:Have a concept
:Transmittei
:What?! How do they mate?
:Badly. One triggers another's sense organ with an assurance of affection the other considers the assurance statistically and decides
:Whether to proceed
:What a nightmare. Itd be lkk you were born in a tiny cavity inside a giant sphere, and the only way to communicate was by poking astick through a narrow hole in the wall!
:Yep
:Now... imagine those beings somehow create spaceghips,
:Warp drives, and fusion bombg.
:What
:We're scared so you get missiles
:The oniverse is doomed
:Smbc-comics.com
==Votey Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:I promise a short joke tomorrow!
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