Editing 2013-05-15

{{comic
	| number    = 2977
	| date      = May 15, 2013
	| title     = 2013-05-15
	| image     = 20130515.gif
	| votey     = 20130515after.gif
	| titletext = 2013-05-15
}}
==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:Please remain calm. Sorry to disturb this prom, every one. But we received reports of an unintentional boner
:Please everyone freeze in your current position. Were looking for young men standing an awkward distance away from their dance partners. If anyone sees such a. Such a..
:Jackpot.
:I'm innocent.
:Don't make this harder than it needs to be son.
:Grab him!
:You can run but you can't hide! Well find you! Well find you in a train with abook over your lap! On a massage table afraid to turn over! In a swimming pool pretending you'd like to stay in for five more minutes!
:Stay away! I'ma man, dammiti a mannnn
:We know. Everyone at prom knows exactly what you are.
:But I tuck it into my underwear band! Nobody can see it if you grab and tuck!
:You're a real piece of work, kid.
==Votey Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:How do they let you do this for a living?
:Shh. They're crazy.
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