Editing 2013-02-09

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	| number    = 2882
	| date      = February 9, 2013
	| title     = 2013-02-09
	| image     = 20130209.gif
	| votey     = 20130209after.gif
	| titletext = 2013-02-09
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==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:God has a pcan fok
:Although he allows some prec will, the great events of history are prefigured
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:171*
:God has also desic-ned the universe such that time travel is permitted.
:Toss a few +/- signs on those equations, wouldja?
:Yes, lord.
:If time travel is possible,but history cannot be altered dramatically the most responsible way to time travel is to only interact with history's highlights
:Whatever you do, don't alter anything boring it could bring chaos to other boring things or cause your non-existence if you're not in his plan.
:Maybe I'll just make it so tycho brahe has a prosthetic nose.
:Ha you're weird
:Over time, we determined god's plan by seeing what could and could not be altered.
:Looks like world war 2 was in the plan and world war 1 wasn't so, no mucking with ww1, but ww2 can be as insane as you like.
:Which
:Led
:To strange consequences
:I'm gonna make it so Hitler has toothbrush mustache so my husband will shave his !
:I'm gonna make it so nazis wear skull emblems, just like movie villains!
:I'm gonna have nuclear weapons pre-date world
:Peace!
:It may sound odd that all of history's : Touchstones are characterized by irresponsible time travelers
:I got judas iscariot to pants jesus for 30 pieces of silver beat that:
:But
:Well
:Have you read history?
:I'm gonna have the british empire declare war on a place called the kingdom of kandy."
:Oh now this is getting ridiculous
==Votey Transcript==
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:Now to make history's greatest villain be named weinersmith.
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