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{{comic | number = 2689 | date = July 31, 2012 | title = 2012-07-31 | image = 20120731.gif | votey = 20120731after.gif | titletext = 2012-07-31 }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Honey! Your little boy kicked a girl at school today/tell him he's naughty! :Oscar wilde said "as long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be :Popular." :I think that's basically true for all immoral behavior. We demonize it but we forget that demons are cool. :So, what do you do? :Whenever children do something bad, I spray them so they smell like :Urine. Then I send them :On playdates. :The parents from the neighborhood are sold on my philosophy, so a playdate can be arranged whenever needed. :Over time the children internalize the shame and associate their naughty impulses with feeling ugly and foolish. They begin to invigilate themselves constantly. Soon. :They are perfect :Little angels. :In my day, we just spanked them. :Spanking is immoral mother. ==Votey Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Soon eat parenting! {{comic discussion}}
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