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{{comic | number = 2595 | date = April 29, 2012 | title = 2012-04-29 | image = 20120429.gif | votey = 20120429after.gif | titletext = 2012-04-29 }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :One day mathematicians will discover that mathematics is not made of rules. It is made of machines :Hey, check my calculations. I could be wrong, but is this approximation method 0.O000001% less effective than it :Was 150 years ago? :They are robust machines, but like all machines the more they are used, the more likely they are break. :Each discrete mathematical concept has a service life of roughly 1014 uses. As far as we can tell, only a few people can get modus poinens to work now, and several algorithms, such as "estimate cost of :Vacation" are entirely broken. :This led to rationing :Hey! Stop using the axiom of choice! You'll wear it out! :We decided to calculate the probability that logic would be repaired before it collapsed, taking the universe with it :Is it possible to do a monte carlo simulation to decide if monte carlo simulations work? :00 :This broke probability :I flipped coin. :What was the result? :Portugal :We may have to cancel :D&d night. :Without predictable odds, the pattern of the universe unwove itself. :An unpredictable amount of time later, reality randomly returned to its earlier state. :Whoa. Okay. Never again. :New rule. All logic will simply be done with common sense. :Sadly common sense was a machine too and now you understand why other :People work the way they do. :And this car has front and rear :I'd be a fool :Not to pay double! :Spoilers, ==Votey Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :It's an8 panel math joke. :I'm gonna go get a second job. {{comic discussion}}
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