Editing 2011-09-09

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	| number    = 2363
	| date      = September 9, 2011
	| title     = 2011-09-09
	| image     = 20110909.gif
	| votey     = 20110909after.gif
	| titletext = 2011-09-09
}}
==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:Engineering became popular.
:A happy citizen is a productive citizen. So, sadness is banned!
:Some people opposed it, but they turned out to be criminals
:The anti-sadness law makes me sad
:I'd be happy to arrest
:you,
:An underground psychology market developed
:How much for you to make me sad?
:500 for 30 minutes
:I'd like to finish in tears.
:Unhappy endings are 200 extra
:A government campaign was created to transmute policy intoethics where'd you learn to be so sad, betsy?
:I learned it from you dad!
:To facilitate the change, spectrum of emotions were identified as gateway feelings.
:It's just a little anxiety
:Law says that's okay for now. But if I catch you experiencing vexation in this neighborhood, your ass is mine
:Officer/
:As jails became overcrowded, the powers that be were forced to rethink things
:Ever since we jailed all sad people government jobs are 99% vacant. Something has to
:Change!
:A new program was created
:Vouchers will be issued for all in need/those working in high impact fields such as telemarketing and dmv clerking will b6 allowed an almost infinite supply of malaise credits you are now free to feel terrible.'
:Hooray/
:There was an initial outpouring of bad emotions in reaction to the change
:Dude! I got 100 vouchers. Let's get completely sadfaced!
:Most of the things you've ever done have already been forgotten
:H.Yeah that's the stuff.
:But soon things were if a bit slower
:Back
:To
:Normal..
:I think we should break up
:Caption: But sandy, I... oh, one sec. I need to check my account before I react to this.
==Votey Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:I only have this passive-aggression voucher. So I guess you can leave me. Whatever.
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