Editing 2011-07-03

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	| number    = 2295
	| date      = July 3, 2011
	| title     = 2011-07-03
	| image     = 20110703.gif
	| votey     = 20110703after.gif
	| titletext = 2011-07-03
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==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:To punish my high schoolers for overusing their thesauri, I set up a fake website
:It lookedi like a thesaurus but was nothing but fancy-sounding - fake words.
:Conversation: synonyms - speechitating, mutuodialogtion, sonocommunicessence antonyms - invertoloquacitation, subsussurus, quieticitousness
:Conversion: synonyms - revelactation, modifiction, morphatorium antonyms - sameulacrum, nonunstaunch, sticktothativeness
:Sure enough they were all indulging in needless thesaurus abuse.
:And Ophelia thusfore, was feigning insanita-tion, which subsequesterly morphatoriated into actual insanitation.
:Subsequesterly, Hamlet, having pretensized his insanitation went insanitoid, as he reacti-fied to such a paintastic situality.
:The inevitated outcome is the morphatorium
:I tried to tell them it was a prank, but by the time I did so, they were so used to the fake words, I couldnt communicate it was fake whatly regards fake her speechitating? I am lackrimonious as to that topicality
:Soon, the entire student body was linguistically infected.
:Wouldsest you accompanize me at prom in one half-fortnight?
:It wouldsest be honorigible to me
:I kept quiet and hoped for the best. In some ways, the emerging dialect was beautiful
:As the solaroid settitates in the west, my heartoid sadoenations withouting you, my mind, depressed groanifies my speechitations.
:Then I remembered they were all writing essays for college admission.
:What speechitated harvard?
:They anti-yessed my applicatrix!
==Votey Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:Thesaurus jokes? This is a new low.
:Fachem a new nadir.
:5
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