Editing Washington (section)

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:Dad, I read that washington had false teeth. Why is that?
:A redcoat would punch washington, thinking hed knocked out his teeth.
:But those were decoy teeth.
:To fight the british.
:Then, washington would activate his real teeth, and go for the jugular
:But I thought washington "could not tell a lie."
:Where do you think the phrase "to lie through ones teeth" comes from?
:Are you sure?
:But he didn't actually say a lie.
:Ohmygod
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