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==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Scientists made a startling discovery. :The polar ice caps are melting according to a recent expedition, a hideous kraken from ancient past is frozen within we must reduce fossil usage or it will return to enslave and consume all humanity. :Evidence was mustered. :You can see on this graph that the ice between us and bjokugak, dread lord of the frozelands has gotten thinner every year since 1966 :But there were doubters :Look. If scientists can't agree whether it's definitely happening soon or definitely happening really soon how can we trust them about anything? :Politics made things worse :Look, global krakening might harm some but those of us who long ago swore fealty to his illustrious tentacles could benefit! How come the government never mentions that? :Conditions de teriorated. :And this summer experts predict more tentacle-strikes due to the increased number of tentacles that have started striking :Happily it began to be a problem for business. :The kraken is eating into our profits :Technically he's only eating personnel but the longterm effect is similar. :By the time the world united against danger the only option left was geoengineering :I believe we can avoid a biblical-style cataclysm by blotting out the sun and pouring iron upon the waters until they become as blood :But it was too late :Celebrity orifices! A guide for summer :Monster on the loose. horrible death imminent :We prepared to die in shame :All those years you said our children's children would resent us looks like that was wrong! :The end is nigh. :Fortunately it turned out we had banded together all along :Scientists say that while swimming through the ocean, the monster ingested so much plastic that it asphyxiated and died. :And now sports! :smbc-comics.com
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