Editing The-miserable-streak (section)

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:[Describe panel here]
:Today was awful it just dragged on and on
:Huh
:This led
:If my life were exponentially growing in badness. Would I live forever?
:Science was brought to bear on the probli em
:People tend to percene time as slow when enduring novel forms of pain so I invented a device that tortures me constantly in new. Surprising ways as a result I will have an extremely long perceptual life
:But it was not without consequences.
:I now perceive every second as an hour effectively I'm the flash only I hate everyone and everything
:The effects were immediate and terrible
:Diamonds demands
:Acrack team of warriors was assembled
:You have been selected because you were the saddest people in the world. Every moment for you is torture you losers are our only hope
:The plan met with disaster
:You've cornered me I guess you're pretty happy about that/
:What the-she suddenly sped up!
:The world fell into a unique form. Of tyranny people of earth understand this: If I rule poorly you will be sad. And my superpower will diminish if I rule well you will all be happy and my superpower wile grow greater
:Homanity prospered
:What's latin for rule by the tormented" ?
:Affuctiocracy/
:Wonderful
:This may seem perverse at first glance
:Is it bad that we're ruled by an insane person obsessed with their own suffering?
:Sir I am a christian thank youverymuch.
:But hey how's that democracy working out for you? Huh my vote was canceled out a million times over by a news story about athing that never happened
:How funny
:This isa bonus comic thanks to people who preordered 'soonish