Editing The-life-of-a-puppet (section)

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:Pinocchio was wrsed so that his nose
:Would grow whenever he ued
:This is actually a pretty easily managed curse, if you just phrase all statements so broadly that they can't be false.
:Pinocchio, did you bully that goy at school?
:There are people who would dispute that perspective
:You can also answer tough questions by just describing the current situation.
:Pinocchio! Did you egg my door?
:If you're accusing me of such a deed, I have nothing more to say
:Or, you can imply statements via questions with no inherent stance
:Pino, do you love me?
:How could
:I not?
:Cursed to never ue, pinocchio ceased to interact with truth, even in safe situations.
:Sir, would you like any dessert?
:Dessert would be delicious
:His political rise was magnificent.
:Baby-eaters are 0.5% of primary voters. We can't alienate them. If asked nour stance on pedopopwagy, you retreat into confusingly charming southernisms.
:I like to say, if you see a bullfrog on a fencepost, somebody put him there
:He assumes power makes him happy but this is only because he can't speak the truth to himself
:Now that I'm president, I've won at ufe. I can have people killed this must be that *transcendence" my girufriend in college was talking about.
:It's great
:Today, he is remembered as a great leader
:It was uncanny? World leaders loved him. Even enemies! There was just something about him for everyone.
:But great leaders often die poorly none of it ever meant anything to me,
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