Editing Skimmed (section)

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:Early social media filled 05 with hope.
:I made this software so you can scroll through headlines and select what you'd like to read!
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:Hope turned to horrible self-revelation.
:My god.. They're only reading the headlines. It's the mental equivalent of reading a menu but never eating anything! We are broken machines! Broken!
:By the time we realized the danger, incentive structures were firmly in place
:People are so addicted to tiny scraps of decontextualizedi information that they're willing to give up their most intimate secrets in order to acquire more.
:So then how much money can we make?
:We'll have to invent new numbers.
:The people resolved to revolt.
:I'm angry at what I've become I've got to change things!
:But, years of public behavior had eroded their ability to experience private feelings
:If I quit, I can't tell people about how I quit! It's a catch-22, kind of!
:Finally, the power of government was brought to bear.
:We've banned social media it's too dangerous. Do you think there'll be any negative side-effects?
:Imagine the entire world consists of opium addicts and then poppy goes extinct.
:Our children will be better off.
:Hey billy! Let's share verses we've written about dandelions, and then go visit the old mill!
:You sure you don't wanna sit in an air-conditioned box and hate yourself for six hours a daya
:Hahaha/isee you've been reading the history books!
:But, they will never understand us
:Mom, what're you doing?
:I ate some good spaghetti today and I can use this searchlight to project it
:Onto the empire state building.
:Mom. You're scaring me.
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