Editing Shark-attacks (section)

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:People are more afraid of shark attacks than of car accidents, despite the fact that car wrecks are millions of times more likely.
:This shows that, as a nation, we've failed to educate our citizens on statistics. But, we at the department of education are
:In order to remove the disconnect
:Between belief and reality, we will be working with a consortium of marine biologists to drastically increase the nomber of shark
:Prepared to solve
:The problem.
:Attacks.
:For just a few million dollars, we can invest in a sharktaculture system that will output
:100,000 sharks per year.
:Sharks people
:Time
:Once they have reached adulthood, we can transport them in modified military surplus jeeps to facilitate inland attacks.
:mm
:Welcome to ohio!
:And, using off-the shelf quadcopters, we can ship them to critically undersharked nations, like switzerland and nigeria.
:America is here to help!
:By this simple means, we can make most
:What if we tried educating people?
:Of the population
:Statistically correct
:Have
:Within five vears.
:You met people?
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