Editing Qualia (section)

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:Some philosophers think machines can't experience qualia, like humans can.
:But when they make their case, they always mention charming qualia - the taste of fresh strawberries or the warmth of a fireplace in winter or the sad memory of a dead friend's laugh.
:And when they describe machines, they make them sound cheap and sordid.
:Like, searle wrote about how a machine built of a bunch of beercans strung together will never know what it's like to experience thirst.
:How come he doesn't sav "a quantum computer woven of superconducting crystals will never know the joy of taking a huge poop.
:It's the very same argument, but it isn't playing on our
:Emotional biases.
:It's chauvinism./ anti-mechanical
:But I mean. Don't you want some philosophers arguing on behalf of humans?
:Bigotry!
:That's a good
:Point.
:The machines will kill them first. The loyal humans will be given power in the new regime
:You're looking forward to this, aren't you?
:Tra/tors are just heroes
:Of the revolution!
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