Editing Primary-caregivers (section)

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:Mom, your polling is terrible.
:You're popular as a parent. But we're in primary season. You have to appeal to your mom-loving base by doing stereotypical mom activities.
:What do you mean? I'm very popular in this house
:During the race for best parent, we can talk about your career achievements or whatever, but if you want to get a shot at first place, you need to start baking cookies and signalling unconditional love.
:Dad is out there working the crowds hard by wrassling and cooking beef products.
:But you better believe that during the "best parent" selection period, he lurches toward the center with a gingerbread house and a disney movie sing-a-long.
:This whole process is so demeaning.
:Is this an elaborate ruse to get me to make cookies?
:Do you wanna be a winner? Huh? Winners do what it takes.
:Pony cookies with sparkles, yes.
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