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==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Going to women, asking the same pathetic pickup line :I did this to him. :Long ago, he approached me with I a line he'd pulled from the internet :My body told me to reject him, but my mind said...do him. :Let him think this pickup line works. :Let him believe it is possible.. :Let him die in love this night :And let him arise as a ghost. :Walking the earth. Going from woman to woman... :Hey, baby :Nightly repeating the same pattern. Growing ever more hungry and ever less sated :Dwell in the house of death, ghost-man! All day is night for you, and all sweetness is ash/ :I'm not a weatherman. :But I predict you'll get a few inches tonight! :You're :Oh wait! I get it now! Inches. Of his penis. Ahahahahaha :Hardcore, :Wow. :Just. Wow. :Jane.
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