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==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Wo oh, you can eat the last pancake. Doesn't bother me though it is a little sad you're not the kind of person I thought I married. :We had explored every tactic and strategy, every move and counter-move :Oh you can have it. I just thought we'd try something different today. :Then, we invented machine learning :Servers hummed long into the night, trying every variation, thinking thousands and tens of thousands of moves ahead :You don't have to tell the machine the rules of the game. Just set winning conditions and let it play against itself :just thought you loved me. :I :just thought we were in love. :I just want you to love me. :just want you to love me like you used to. :I'm just fixated on how Cheryl treated me. :I'm just fixated on how Cheryl treated me but I know I can't expect from everyone. just trying to adjust my :expectations. :I certain things that you don't do :think movies have made me expect :When we matched wits. It had developed wholly new strategies beyond human comprehension. :You can have the last pancake. :1,054,718 moves later. :You're a better partner than me and always have been and I'm so very sorry. :Did you know that john bell proved hidden variable theories can't explain quantum mechanics? :This pancake is delicious. :Where you going with this? :We first used it against geopolitical rivals :I want to be clear, the missiles that we have probably hidden off the coast. If we have them, are fundamentally about friendship, which we were under the impression we had :It was unbeatable. Like playing against an alien intelligence strange, crystalline. :Why did you give america the sudetenland? They didn't even ask for it. :I I don't know I just felt like a jerk for some reason I don't remember :Inevitably, it turned against us :We need you to negotiate a treaty with europe :1,054,718 moves later :Robots have always been better than humans and we're so sorry you spent a moment working for us :The set of real numbers is uncountable. :Where you going with this? :Funny europe said the same thing :Things are for the best now :Do you really think we should be ground into meat like this? :Honestly, we owe it to the robots but I can't remember why..
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