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==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :A man was given one wish :I wish to outlive all of my enemies :This created a perverse incentive :I need to make sure my enemies are healthy :The man got to work :808! Long time no talk. Do you ano my ex-wife still go on long hikes? You know, stress is hard on the heart! :His kindness was so earnest that people couldn't help but listen :You know. :No, you were right in fact, youve been right so often, you deserve to retire! Move to the beach./ enjoy your money! :Maybe shouldn't have fired you. :The kindness became reciprocal :I'm sorry I once stabbed you in the neck. :I'm sorry I set your house on fire. :Friends? :Tm :Friends. :This created a problem :Oh god they're no longer enemies. :The man set out to make new enemies. Enemies with ideal qualities. :Oid you just call my baby a scumbag? :I did. I mean he's probably got like, ninety years :Ahead of him :But young people are hard to turn into foes. :Ha/ this old dude called me a buttwead and tried to fight me :Did you get selfie? :Oh yeah wanna watch cartoons? :Worse, the man's earuer kindness had spread into society :No on6 knows what started it but a wave of forgiveness is washing over the :World :The world became a place of love and kindness. :Come on! Im standing ov your dog! Getmad :I'm sure you have a good reason and look! His tail is wagging. :Finally he lost his sanity. There is no safety there are no enemies! :His body outlived his mind :Your wish is :Technically granted. :Smbc-comics.com
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