Editing Mortality (section)

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:Philosophers have gotten death 100% wrong forever. Understanding mortality is a crock of shit!
:The modern science of behavior shaping shows that you acquire a skill not by attacking it directly but by mastering intermediate steps!
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:The key to dying well is to actively, daily, approach death! Start with death of hope. Once you have that, move to death of happiness. Then death of
:Shakespeare has caesar say "cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once." point is, if you get the equivalent one practice death a day, that's almost 3 years of training, for free, just by being a coward!
:Feeling, death of standards, death of love
:You're willfully misunderstanding philosophy, literature, and human life in general.
:Thank you! I killed sense just this morning!
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