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==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :One day, lhauafunny idea :Hey/ what if we created an algorithm to determine the dumbest method for picking stocks that worked really well over the last 50 years :Count the total number of wiener dog races in pittsburgh as of 9am gmt if the total I is even it's day to buy it's odd. You sell :We began tracking the algorithm to prove the fatuousness of simplistic prediction models :The boring curmudgeon community gonna eat this up! :But strange thing happened :It..It :Works :Within a few years, we were the most respected stock traders onearth :Whats your secret anyway? :I analyze wiener dog race outcomes :Wanted help to solve the puzzle. But we soon discovered we were alone :Hahahahaha/ :Why won't anyone believe me?! :Our wealth remove our anomie :Dont rich we are can't sleep at night/ how can work this way? How?/ :It :We :What are you hiding? Answer me. You bitch! :New English Dachshurd ageant :Each dollar earned only convinced us of our own madness :Another billion this hour :Nooooo :Finally we used our 2wealth for the only soustion we could countenance :Find the wiener dogs :Round them up :End them :I :The universe was righted. :Today devastating news for the small vappy dog community :I :But we will never have peace :For I slain wiener dogs but know in my heart are the fabric of the cosmos. :Byagod witha stupid senseor humor an ahaha hahahaha
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