Editing Machines-vs-jobs (section)

==Transcript==
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:Ever more j0b5 went to machines.
:Your job analyzing job losses to robots is now obsolete.
:How?
:I'd explain, but you wouldn't understand
:The math.
:First, we lost jobs machines could do easily
:What if we had a steam-driven motor turn the millstone?
:Then why even bother having poor people?
:Then we lost jobs computers do easily
:The machine recognizes bad potato chips and ejects them from the conveyor.
:But that's my job
:It also ejects redundant employees.
:Then, we lost jobs we thought computers would never do.
:Computer, I need a coming-of-age novel, but in the style of fitzgerald that'll convince me to find solace after the sudden loss of my parents also, throw in a couple of man-man-cady threesomes.
:And harry potter
:Soon, the only employers were people who had massive capital prior to the job pocalypse
:My god. Karl marx was right about everything except timing, location, reasons and specifics.
:The only remaining jobs were those for which human employges were preferable.
:Tell me I'm a good boss but do not make eye contact.
:Ever more specific niche programming became the only way to extract money from capital -holders
:Here's the news for todd's kitchen today: Bit of a jam with a jam jar.
:No one is happy, but once the military became robotic, revolution became impossible. 59 the exponential increase in specificity rolls on.
:Here's the news for todd's head today: Well, it was a hair-raising morning/
:It's not the most meaningful work, but it does have its moments
:Here's the news for todd's orifices today: Bit of a jam with a jam jar.
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