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==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Hey geeks! The comic below is an ad for two new books I'm releasing today if you're interested, please read or just click here to go check it out. If that's not your thing. Just press "z" twice to get today's double update :8 Zach :I've got a new pair of books out, and I want to let my readers know in a way that doesn't seem douchey :Just sit down and write them a nice letter :"Dear readers." :It's me the funniest cartoonist of a :generation :A letter already came back/ :"Dear Matt Inman, :OHMYGOD I don't usually get starstruck but wow! wow! :You probably should've specified your name :I've put together a collection of my finest comics on love sex, dating and relationships. AND I've abridged all of Shakespeare's sonnets into a pocket-sized book" :No, no. This is an opportunity! They're listening when they find out it's me they'll be blown away? :Did you know the first 17 sonnets are written to convince an attractive young man to make more babies? And there are several just about Shakespeare's wiener And 26 of them are mostly negging a married woman into sleeping with him And there's a coda that's probably about how he got a venereal disease. :A letter came back! :'We thought you were writing a nice letter, but then it turned into rambling about Shakespeare's penis. :"Sincerely :Matt Inman :Available now! :Love: :(thanks. geeks!)
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