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==Transcript== {{computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Fact: Shown a picture of a naked man, heterosexual men are much more likely than heterosexual women to linger on his penis. :Fact: Among primates, humans have exceptionally :Large penises. :Dad, why do you like the gorilla part of the zoo so much? :Why do you keep looking at his erection? :Self-esteem. :If I looked at his pecs and forearms it'd be gay. :4111 :m :Fact: The most plausible explanation is that large wieners are not there to impress women, but other men. :Startling conclusion: Everyone jokes about "dick-measuring contests," but they are in fact the most evolutionarily natural form of governance for men. :Sir, I believe I'm worthy of promotion and I have the dick pix to prove it. :Frank came in at 17cm long and 15cm circumference. :Excellent. He'll be the one I talk to about housing policy. :patreon.com/ZachWeinersmith :Caption: smbc-comics.com
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