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==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :New I'm going back in time no! The consequences to kill baby hitler will be unpredictable :But the results were hard to argue with. :World gop is up 3a% happiness is up 56% and the toothbrush mustache is worn with pride around the world :We became addicts. :Let's kill stalin! And genghis khan? And the guy who first put raisins in carrot cake! :The results were incredible :Higher gdp, higher happiness and jesus comes to visit on weekends! :So, we kept going :Wad the impaler/ :Jack the ripper/ :The arst guy who put raisins in cookies! :An opportunity arose :Thank you for voting for the time travel party with your help we shall continue looking backward :Introducing politics into the process proved to be a mistake :Your constituents demand that everything in the world suddenly get better at no cost. :But we've already killed the worst :People :How about the pretty bad people? :We began to hont the semi-hituers of history :I'll leave my dishes out so my roommates will have to do them :We had to kill larger and larger numbers of people to get the same improvements :And thus we can gather them in a stadium and electrocute them :Do all yankees fans have to die? :It's not about them dying it's about the rest of us living well :Humanity dwindled to an ever smaller, ever more saintly population :Heavens! I forgot to include a thankyou card when I gave all my savings to charity :At last, I was the only one left. :That was when the aliens from the future came :Wahoo? We got the worst species to eliminate :Galactic gdp up 47% :Itself!
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