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==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :- :-w :Omca :Thc :Justice system but it's barbaric :Were offering a choice a savage spanking or ten years in prison which would you pick? :A fortune was saved :Negligible prison costs major deterrance low recidivism. It's perfect! :A problemarose :A wave of crime has struck the nation it appears to be uncoordinated except for the fact that all of the criminals are dressed in leather and turned themselves in immediately :Another fortune was saved. :My god! The only remaining criminals bring their own handcuffs and paddles. :Sociologists icentified a problem with all the spankees receiving institutional punishment the nations compulsive paddlers have no natural outlet :I fear we have awakened a spanking :Giant :The results were catastrophic :A spree of spankery has swept the nation the marines have been sent in to tranquilize the perpetrators and medicated salve is being air-lifted to the nations swollen buttockses :With the now-regu ar march of fetishists through prison spanking facilities criminals who chose ncarceration began to feel uncomfortable id wanted to live inatiny room surrounded by people having weird sex on all sides I woulove stayed in college :all :Ultimately, all prisoners left the system via spanking :Grant me freedom! Glorious d-cheeked freedom! :Crime has become ritualized :The gun is fake but please tell the police it's real sorry to take up your time :Quite all right mr gillman. Would you like to make any transactions while you wait. :Real crime no longer exists hey wanna go mug somebody? :Nah prison life has gotten way too creepy :The nations fetishists are roundly honored :And this statue was built to commemorate the claustrophobia :Fetishist who's trapped in there :000h yeah/ :Imprisonment is now an unthinkable punishment :I can still remember the days when they would put criminals in cages and make them wait for years things are so much more civilized in the era of the paddle :It's better this way :Wait they took people out of society for years and made them spend all day with criminals...for rehabilitation? :Odd times they were odd times.
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