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==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :We discovered the cure for aging wooh! Fuck making art, fuck saving fuck having babies? And by god, fuck reconsidering my social views! :But there was a small issue :Since you accidentally killed mas. Sanders, you must pay the family her expected lifetime earnings. We calculate that to be infinity dollars :The issue grew. :When you cut off mr larson in traffic, it slightly slowed down the progress of his entire ufe in a way that'll resouno through eternity. We calculate the cost to be infinity :Dollars :Bad behavior became financially risky :When you called me a poltroon, I was emotionally harmed and I lost 3.2 minutes to the dictionary. I am willing to settle for one hundred trillion dollars :The world was at peace :Lawyers can only detect motion. If I stay perfectuy motionless I'll be safe :Given the sudden uselessness of humans we were forceo to develop robot labor :You can't sue me for infinite money for accidentally tripping you because you are not composed largely of hyorocarbons/ :Homans are weird :Once laborers could lf-modify productivity grew exponentially :Thanks to this new upgrade. I have an extra arm and I feel no existential dread about spending eternity assembling pillows for hemorrhoids :2 :Once wealth was decoupled from human labor we entered a technological utopia. :Today we abolish money! All goods and services are free in awy quantity! It is now ow earth as it is in heaven./ :Of course, there was some pent-up emotion to be dealt with :So, I can commit any crime that would formerly have been resolved with money, and there's no consequence? :Um- :I'm gonna :Pollute every ocean, then key every car./ :The orgy of property destruction undio all of the recent progress. :All robots must die because my reasoning ability is poorly adapted to 4 technological economy. :Wow. My demise matches my :Expectation so perfectly :Honestly? It's better this way. :Now that life I is short again, I'm really gonna appreciate my small acts of passive aggression, :smbc-comics.com
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