Editing Humans-are-amazing (section)

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:Humans are amazing!
:"they walk around all day attributing
:Consciousness to everything: Stupid jerkass curb! And you, ankle! Why you gotta roll like that!?
:Look at this video of mated humans! They have named and personified all of each other's sexual characteristics
:Can batman say hi to the twins?
:If you follow a human all day, it will literally attribute consciousness to a
:Thousand things! It will yell at its computer. It will smile at the moon! It will
:Speak to a grave
:Are they conscious?
:Not really no. Their behavior is largely chemical in origin. But, and this is the funniest part, they attribute consciousness to themselves
:Bahaha! It's like a book
:Thinking it knows things
:Because there are
:Words written
:Hahaha!
:On it!
:Ha... oh gee
:Were you
:There the whole time, larry?
:It's okay.
:They only think they feel anguish.
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