Editing Heroism (section)

==Transcript==
:[Panel 1: Two warriors facing the viewer with one closer and half out-of-panel, orange background.]
:Warrior 1: Our standard metrics for evaluating heroism are flawed.
:[Panel 2: Warrior 1 raising sword and shield, orange background.]
:Warrior 1: Look, if you're born with a genetic predisposition for strength and height, and you're rich enough to eat well during your whole childhood, and your parents can pay for training in swordsmanship and horse-riding, then honestly how hard is it to fight villains?
:[Panel 3: Two warriors standing on a cliff face overlooking the ocean, orange background.]
:Warrior 1: It'd be better to come up with an "expected heroism" score and then see who outperforms by the largest margin.
:[Panel 4: Two warriors standing in front of the ocean, orange background.]
:Warrior 4: No! No! You are not going to let statistical analysis ruin the sagas!
:[Panel 5: An open book]
:Heading: Later...
:Book: And so Egbert slew fairly large bee, though he was weak of knees and fat of ass.