Editing Fuzzy-borders (section)

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:Would it be ethical to go, back in time to kill baby hitler?
:At the extremes, it's clearly okay to kill baby hitler and clearly not okay to kill, say, baby helen keller.
:Hmm. It seems like it would but then you get a fuzzy border problem.
:If you take all human beings who ever lived and order them by okay-to-murder-ness, is there a cutoff point for time-traveling murder? Can you kill the median baby? The average baby?
:That's easy. You just scale the punishment to the position in the list. It's okay to murder baby hitler. The median baby deserves a spanking baby helen kellers get a piece of candy and a friendly pat on the head.
:So. If time travel were possible. You'd expect that some times babies just start crying for no reason while you're out of the room.
:But then that means
:Time-traveling baby-spankers.
:The most parsimonious
:Explanation.
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