Editing Funding (section)

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:Holly?? You're homeless now.2 you were such a hotshot scientist! Do you need a job in my lab?
:Oh, I'm not homeless. I just need money for a microscope and to pay for some assays.
:Anyth helps
:If I apply for a small grant, it'll take 25 months to get it written and approved by everyone, then have maybe a 10% chance of
:Working. If you multiply time through probability, that's 2 years of labor!
:If I go panhandling, I get the funds working part time outside! If I get too much money, I give it to a shelter, and if I get too little I just come back out with the sign.
:And there's no
:Paperwork/
:Newton's blessings, sir.
:Best of all there's no kowtowing to tenured profs! No more playing the game! No more "thank you wise master for this insightful rejection" there's so much more dignity here!
:Can I join you-
:This is my turf, bitch.
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