Editing Free-will-4 (section)

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:Dear god, do we have free will.?
:Yeah, buttloads of it.
:You're actually the only creatures in the universe with free will.
:Really?
:Yeah, that's why you had to be isolated.
:The whole rest of the universe is moving away from you so fast that you'll never reach another star. You also don't have access to the substance that allows you to communicate with all the other civilizations.
:The funny thing is you've got free will, but it's in a tiny bubble of the universe that'll never affect anything else! You can decide what kind of sandwich to eat, but not how the other 99.999999999999% of the universe evolves.
:So humans have free will, but humanity doesn't matter.
:Oh, that's good. That's going in the next bible.
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