Editing Flood-3 (section)

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:God, why do so many human societies have flood myths?
:Gee, why would a land animal that dies in 3 days without water and dies in 3 minutes within water have stories about
:Water.?
:Boy, apes are stupid.
:If birds could talk, they'd all have hurricane myths. If worms could talk, they'd all have earthquake myths, dummy.
:There are aliens you'll never meet who have stories about liquid methane floods and molten silicon floods
:It's not a spooky mystery.
:Flood myths are just an obvious consequence of the fact that information aids survival and humans are bad at predicting what information will be useful in the future.
:So you didn't murder 99% of humanity at once, then?
:Look, okay, that's a totally separate question.
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