Editing Evil-ethics (section)

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:I subscribe to a philosophy called "evil utilitarianism:
:I believe we should locate the most viscerally repugnant conclusions of happiness maximization, then do them immediately.
:For instance, if we discover that killing all of the people in a particular village will result in more aggregate happiness over the next thousand years, not only should we do it. We should do it now then celebrate with ice cream cake.
:Will you join me? We could overthrow a justly-elected goverment and execute its leaders in the expectation of a more just future society.
:No can do. I'm an evil deontologist.
:Then have ice cream cake
:For instance, I like finding situations where I could save a life by telling a consequence free
:Lie, then refusing to do it on principle.
:Ah.
:Evil is really an underappreciateo field of study.
:You may be interested in something called political economy."
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