Editing Douchey-life-forms (section)

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:- / douchey life in the universe?
:Or tr. Some of it must be intelligent. But, you really have to have a species that's right at the interface of sociality and elf-interesteoness to achieve douchey behavior.
:I think it might be common. Some monkeys are douchey.
:Oh, they may occupy a few lower floors
:In the tower of douchery. That I grant. But, humans are qualitatively different.
:Whoa, hey. Those monkeys exhibit douche-like behavior.
:Can you really gaze up at the infinite vault of heaven and not conceive that somewhere out there
:There is someone being a colossal shithead?
:It is only man's arrogance
:That lets him think he is alone in his douchitude.
:Amen.