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==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Boy! From now on for each chore done, you will be paid in dadbucks, which can be exchanged for ice cream, theme park outings toys candy and soon :Offered excellent rates :Wow! I can go to disney land by just mowing the lawn twice? :Dont get irrationally exuberant :The child :Huff huff= I think I'm experiencing rhabdommolysis.) :Is that greek for character building? :But then awfui happened :The exchange rate is going nuts! Dadbucks have fallen 50% in value this hour! :My gosh/ I'd better contac the dadbuck reserve bank :Policy changes were issued :The people of the household have lost faith in the value of the dadbuck in order remedy this situation we arf asking all citizens to take 20% haircut to their savings :Well :The :Problem :Problem :Dadbucks are in freefall. Its now 14 trillion dadbucks for single ice cream! :Blame the media :Strategies were proposed :What we pegged the dadbuck toa stable currency: :Great idea. :New :Probl :Okay/ can trade 400 :Nobody lieves thats the real exchange rate but knowa guy you can meet behind the house who's prepared to make deal :Dadbucks for one cooki6? :The :Black :Place :I can getcha one dollar store lemon drop for 700 d8 :Dad :Know its you :No names kid. Just call me turbo-viper :System :Im never doingachore again! :Thats fine the important thing tonote is that it's not my fault the dishes aren'tdone. :Agreat externality was :It's your fault the dishes arent done :Foreign leader gained control of the banking sector the were forced to labor like common peasants :The loyalty of citizens has been purchased cheap :Heres cookie and for thelove ofgod don't tell anyone about our home life. :And despotism. The lawof the land :Think you should contribute anything household maintenance. :To :Again with this argument/
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