Editing Bottleneck (section)

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:Dear lord, why are human beings colossal dickwads? Evolution? The fall from grace?
:About 75,000 years ago a giant volcano erupted and a bunch of people died more or less at random.
:Genetic bottleneck.
:By bad luck, a high percent of all survivors had a suite of genetic factors contributing to dickwaddery.
:In a high-dickwad environment, being a dickwad is the least bad strategy. So the dickwad alleles got locked in and are now as characteristic of your primate species as hairlessness, bipedalism, and big floppy boobs.
:So it wasn't your plan?
:The volcano was, but everything after that is just funny.
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