Editing Bayesianism (section)

==Transcript==
:[A speaker on stage lecturing]
:According to Bayesianism, every theory, no matter how ridiculous, has some probability of being true.
:But the sum of all theories multiplied by their probability must still be one.
:Therefore, I've created a new device: The Bayesian overloader.
:Start with some very probable theory that nobody likes. For example, "I will die someday".
:Now we set the overloader to generate opposing theories, like "Everyone living will not die", or "Only pumpkins die", or "Nobody has ever died - they're all just sleeping".
:The overloader creates hundred of trillions of theories every second.
:Because all of these theories get some slice of the probability pie, so long as we generate theories fast enough, the undesireable theory becomes less and less true.
:We wait about thirty seconds, then BAM! The initial theory is now vanishingly unlikely! [Flicks knife]
:And thus I am immortal!
:[Stabs self, falls over dead]
:[Crowd murmurs]
:See, that's why I'm a frequentist.