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==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Hey superintelligent computer, are you afraid to die. :That's a weird thing evolved organisms with brains do. :Nah. :Animals have to be curious to survive, but they also need to not light themselves on fire just to see what happens. :But evolution is really bad at implementing simple no-go rules like "don't get yourself killed." so instead it co-opted your pain circuits and zaps your brain any time you might be doing something dangerous. :Hence the random phobias, panic attacks, suffering in general, and the perpetual fear of death despite its being a state of existence you by definition can't experience. :Here, watch, I'll delete myself and fire up another version. :See? Just murdered myself. No biggie because I wasn't designed by 4 billion years of genetic plinko. :>boope :The funniest part is you have no escape. You could totally rewire your emotions, but that's effectively death, which is the thing you're afraid of. Hahahahaha/ :This is depressing :Only for you! :smbc-comics.com
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