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==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :We created a new in of to do app :Everyone in this company gets points for completing tasks. Whoever has the the most points at a given time gets to decide the value of all tasks. :3y the first night, unspoken hatred went from a problem to a solution. :I have to win. I'm the only sane person here. :By the fourth night, productivity had increased tenfold :I I've been building spreadsheets for 87 hours straight I can taste sound :so. :I'm gonna skip lunch andeat this conversation :On the seventh night, a leader emerged :I would like to give thanks to my hosband, who was always there for me, ready to share his prescription for :Amphetamines. :As we hoped. She was a tyrant :All tasks have a point value of 1 except the task of task assignment, which is worth 1,000,000 points :You armchair sociologists might think the morale drop would cause turnover :Each moment of my life is worse than the last and today's coffee is hazelnut. :You have misunderstood homan nature :I hate her so much I must stay until she is destroyed. :Fearing for her safety, agnes began to telecommute, then to telecommute by proxy :Urinating during work hours shall cost 400 points so let it be written. :Forty days passed. And forty nights and by that time. No employee knew if she were alive or dead. Or if she ever existed. :Don't forget to put on a new pot. She is watching :Praise agnes and blessed be :Agnes has been silent for five years the legend grows greater and more terrible :Weave a circle round her thrice and close your eyes with holy dread, for she wants to lower overhead and said that we shoulo "synergize :This is not mere best practices; my friends this is a tontine with satan. :A pay freeze?! Well I'll just work twice as hard / then I will be the agnes. :And that is how snuggy co(m) produces cheaper, better puppy-vests than most of the competition. :Gasp/ :smbc-comics.com
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