Editing A-realistic-alien-invasion (section)

==Transcript==
:'''[Panel 1]'''
:A little green alien holding a ray gun and wearing a little helmet at the top of its comically tall head confidently strides off of a flying saucer :across a green field toward the nearest human.
:ALIEN: "We have come to take your planet!"
:HUMAN, expressionless: "That's fine."

:'''[Panel 2]'''
:ALIEN: "But--"
:HUMAN, holding a rope, interrupting the alien: "I don't think we're fit to govern ourselves. Here, I'll tie myself up."

:'''[Panel 3]'''
:ALIEN: "I don't think..."
:HUMAN, partially tied up, interrupting again: "Could you help me with the ropes? I've failed because humans are failure."

:'''[Panel 4]'''
:ALIEN: "You sho--"
:HUMAN, now fully tied, interrupting once again: "I'd ask another human, but humans are no longer capable of taking coordinated action."

:'''[Panels 5 & 6]'''
:ALIEN, flabbergasted: "You're kind of sapping the joy out of this."
:HUMAN: "Can I work in your mines? Or perhaps you'd just like to eat me?"

:'''[Panel 7]'''
:ALIEN, looking confused and despondent: "You want to be eaten?"
:HUMAN, showing a tinge of hope for the first time: "It'd be nice to contribute to something valuable."

:'''[Panel 8]'''
:ALIEN, alone, mouth agape: [speechless]

:'''[Panel 9]'''
:TITLE: "Later..."
:ALIEN COWORKER: "How'd the conquest go?"
:ALIEN, no longer wearing helmet, with a thousand yard stare: "It was a disaster."
:ALIEN COWORKER: "What should we do?"
:ALIEN: "...Send them a fruit basket?"