Editing A-bad-ad-hoc-theory (section)

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:/ noticed that squirrels bury far more acorns
:Than they can ever dig up.
:The common hypothesis is that burying many acorns is less energetically expensive than burying
:I have a
:Better theory
:Them in specific places and remembering
:Acorns evolved to look like the heads of dead
:Squirrels.
:When the acorn falls, the squirrel is so affronted, it buries the "head' immediately
:But, no sooner has he buried the gruesome thing than another falls nearby.
:As more fall, the squirrel struggles in vain
:To bury them as fast as possible.
:By the time spring is over many acorns have been buried and the squirrel has been driven beyond the pale of sanity.
:The result is twofold
:The tree is able to reproduce since its seeds have been sown everywhere
:The squirrel, who is now "nuts" finds sustenance during winter by digging up the skulls of the dead, and eating their brains
:I will now put a whole bunch of fourteenth order differential equations on the projector, which will make you afraid to look stupid by
:Any questions?
:Asking questions
:I will now transmit my results to all pop science websites.
::sigh?
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