Editing 2015-01-28 (section)

==Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:And expensive we will put twenty people on an island and make them compete in physical challenges to win big money
:Writers and philosophers predicted a dystopic future
:Soon, we'll be watching fights to the death for prizes that's where this inevitably goes
:They were wrong according to this survey people liked when money went to challenge winners, but loved when heather and rob squabbled over a single oreo
:We thought it was a coincidence
:Surely people want high drama not petty squabbling
:We were wrong
:See here where they fought over whether they fight alot? People on other channels somehow sensed it and change over to our live feed
:We were profitably wrong think about it! Most people don'1 remember who killed hamlet after he achieved a measure of clarity but everyone remembers how he had a big fight with his mom over who she was screwing!
:Reality shows were pared down more and more in this episode of "amusing humans) we watch two children argue over a sack of gummi worms
:This was not acchange in culture itwas discovery people always spent 10% of their time on pointless nonsense it's only now that video editing is cheap that we can condense you see? This is the mental equivalent to the discovery of refined sugar
:This led to new problem it used to be that you could film ten hours of footage and get thirty minutes of amusing behavior, but people are spending more time watching reality tv alone now so, you only get about five minutes of amusing bewavior for the same work
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:A sociological law was discovered the more reality tv youmake, the harder it is to make reality tv.
:Ever more resources were spent on video production ifwe have three cameras all the time
:Caw still produce full lineup this fall
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:Who'll make the food?
:That'san argument cameras/are you recording?
:Just before things reached a dystopic climax technology saved the day
:This chip applies electricity directly to the amygdala
:Now we just watch cach other watching the chip makes us feel uke we're fighting just abit this is exhilirating
:It's better this way
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