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:When vespasian conquered judea, he had coins minted to commemorate his victory.
:Date palm, symbol of judea
:Weeping judean.
:This struck me as (1) really dickish, and (a) a great idea for my own kingdom.
:These coins shall be used in the household. You may earn them with chores and exchange them for money.
:This image is not appropriate for children, dad.
:Your mother
:And I screwed
:Twice this
:Week.
:Now, fresh coins are minted for all of my achievements.
:This is you with eagle wings, soaring through space.
:My fantasy football team came in second place in the entire office.
:It's tearing my family apart.
:I'm glad you got susie to clean her room, but this coin is really mean.
:Let the coin show how susie wept for her withheld phone!
:But I have never felt so alive.
:Let this token tell far and wide of my recent promotion-without-a-rase!
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