Editing 2014-11-11 (section)

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:Money is a generic unit of value, which does not consider the source from which it came. This is not an ideal system
:How will you be paying for the cupcakes?
:Money stolen from a homeless family
:Sure fine but cash or credit?
:So, we instituted a new policy.
:Henceforth, there will be three kinds of money: Money got evilly money got goodly and money got in a morally neutral manner! Evil money can only be used to buy evil things good money to buy good things, and neutral money to buy everything else
:The number of financial classes squared.
:Middle class
:Poor
:Rich
:Good
:Folks
:Folks
:Philanthropists
:Neutral
:Folks
:Bourgeois
:Bourgeois
:Petty
:Evil
:Bourgeois
:Congress
:Criminals
:Class dynamics changed rapidly
:I have billions from improperly-rated mortgage-backed securities, but all I can buy is snake venom and baby skulls.
:I teach handicapped kindergarteners to
:Read. All can buy is inspirational
:Posters, and porcelain angels
:The middle-neutral class burgeoned.
:I'd like these cookies
:How was that money
:Acquired?
:Data entry and not for an insurance claims adjuster
:Both good and evil fell out of fashion
:Hey! You wanna crusade against injustice?
:No can do. My mortgage has no intrinsic moral character
:The social consequences were drastic and wonderful
:The national crime rate has fallen to zero, as has the door-to-door preaching rate
:The svstem worked so well we decided to dissect it
:If I give a random person flowers, is that purely good? Growing it increases coa emissions. And what about people who don't get any flowers. Are they harmed?
:Horrific discovery was made.
:We have discovered trace elements of ethics contaminating all human behavior
:The old way was restored.
:Henceforth, money will once again be exchangeable for anything as the head of state I would like to apologize to all of the evil people who may have been harmed
:Oh well. At least we tried
:Wait so I could pay a genator to give my company a loan, sell that company right before it went bankrupt. Then use that money to buy this apple pie?
:It's a sick system isn't it?
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