Editing 2014-11-10 (section)

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:Dear god, why do bad things happen to good people.
:What do
:You mean?
:Like, people are good, but then good things don't happen to them.
:I don't follow. Either you're an idiot or I am.
:That's like asking 'why do unsexy things happen to sexy people. Nobody's sexy all the time, and nobody wants sexy stuff happening to them
:All the time. People just live, and things happen.
:Do you really want to live in a world where you get a cookie every time you're good, and a whiplash every time you're bad?
:Actually, I have a fetish for degradation.
:Sorry, no can do. You're not one of the chosen people.
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